Help!! I'm stuck in an internet wormhole of Doctor Who sex .. (OnlyFans)

Help!!  I'm stuck in an internet wormhole of Doctor Who sex toys!!!  Any fellow Whovians care to sponsor?

First thing I found was this tardis paddle.  It's pretty cute...
https://www.etsy.com/listing/631761750/tardass-paddle?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=doctor+who+paddle&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1&frs=1

This one isnt even doctor who related but its hilarious so I had to share:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/659321888/back-doorstop-butt-plug-protect-yourself?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=doctor+who+sex+toy&ref=sr_gallery-1-4&organic_search_click=1

Dalek nipple clamps! Ugh This gives me the idea of making my own nipple jewelery...
nipple clamps! https://www.etsy.com/listing/693506752/metal-doctor-who-daleks-adjustable?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=doctor+who+sex+toy&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1

Here's a bundle from a company i know and trust that includes the above tardis paddle:
https://geekysextoys.com/product/the-who-package/

And then we could always go the route of buying a non-sex toy and fucking it anyway:
https://www.amazon.com/Doctor-Who-Doctors-Second-Screwdriver/dp/B01FREN3HK/ref=sr_1_6?dchild=1&keywords=sonic+screwdriver&qid=1602292308&sr=8-6