I used to be a DDR champion...my friend and I would play eve.. (OnlyFans)

I used to be a DDR champion...my friend and I would play everyday on Expert level, but now I'm too fat to even get a good score on Basic. 
Last time I played this game my body didn't feel like this. As I start to dance and jump I feel my titties, belly, legs and booty bouncing around, pulling me in all directions...what a good feeling ;) All this hopping up and down has my titties hurting and my body hot! After a change into some cooler attire I try another round, but I'm just too out of breath to finish it.
Watch as I admit defeat while contemplating how fat I am compared to the last time I played. Feeling my soft body I can't help but know that this voluptuous shape is worth it XD Grabbing my belly, legs, titties and booty I show you all the fat that is preventing me from getting an "A" in DDR while the game taunts me in the background telling me to continue.
I can't be too fat for DDR...can I?