I have always loved social media. I am old and when I was in.. (OnlyFans)

I have always loved social media. I am old and when I was in high school there was no internet. I mean, it existed but only at home. Computers were what we typed our term papers on and emails were given to people sort of sometimes. 

Don’t worry, there were still ways to ignore the teacher and disrupt class. I am so old I can’t remember but I am sure there was a way life worked out pre-smart phones. 

Texting was invented when I was in college. I thought it was sooooo STUPID. 
ME 1999: Why the fuck wouldn’t you just CALL ME?
ME 2021: Why the FUCK are you calling me? YOU TEXT ME! 

A Lot of people may not know this but NAPSTER was actually a mini social media platform. Yeah, you could message people as you were downloading their -OK stealing their- entire music library. My sister and I used to sextually harass boys that were not old enough to be left alone on the internet, clearly. But man those kids were hilarious. We called ourselves @sweetcandypants *wow* I found another amazing @ that is NOT TAKEN go get it SWEETCANDYPANTS 

I DID NOT like facebook when it came out. Fuck, I had spent months working on making my myspace fucking gorgeous and facebook didn’t even let you decorate your page. I knew fakebook was never gonna last or even take off. 

I loved old-twitter because it had a feature on it that made it into what I guess grinder is now? Yes, on twitter you could drop a pin and read the tweets from that location on the map and so what I did was I went to bars and I would look to see if anyone was well sitting next to me, basically 🤣 I would check to see if anyone was tweeting from Radio Bar and Lounge and then it was pretty easy to find the loser on their phone instead of talking to a real person and I’d just start to tweet-flirt with them until they found me. Man that was the most fun way to pick up on guys. 

Hey you know what? If you have read this far you belong in my VIP @adoramelf and that isn’t just the most clever way to work that into a post you have ever seen. It is factual. 

I work hard, so as a reward I have always played even harder. I want certain people to share a part of my life and those people are the ones that spot something in me that tells their brain they want more. I feel sooo good to the right brains because I have a lot to say and while I am saying it, I have a lot of my body to show. 

I have always been a threat to the wrong people. Hot, smart, talented, funny, perfect? Naw, wrong people hate all that shit and when they see me they hate what they see 😂 

But man, the RIGHT people? Those people make sure they get the right stuff and baby I got it. 

Let 🦫 take some of that wood 🪵 off your hands 💋