At least whore’s WORK for what we get. Meanwhile most men st.. (OnlyFans)

At least whore’s WORK for what we get. Meanwhile most men steal what we are selling. 
Sex isn’t free ANYWHERE and if you giggle into your man-beard and scoff *I have a partner-lady I get it for free* check your fucking bank statements and tell me how much of those charges are going to your free sex doll, buddy. *SHE AINT FREE*

The other stupid shit porn addicts love to chuckle over and think they are somehow genius level life-hackers is *porn is free on pornhub* no it is not free you dodo birds. My ex BFF husband Vince was a combat veteran and he had an old computer that was his *porn computer* do you know why? Anyone? 

NOTHING IN LIFE IS FREE! That’s why and Vince didn’t want to ruin his computer with the cookies 🍪 being sent to take over his life from the porn OOOOH FREE PUSSY sites. 

💙hit the like button! That is the very least you can do if you look at us without a single fucking dollar thrown our way 💙💙 and still, it’s too much 💔
🗳vote for us when we ask! That is the next least thing you can if you look at us without a single fucking dollar thrown our way. 
📌comment under our posts! This is what normal nice humans do on social media unless they are working for the FBI and the real FBI not you creepy female body inspectorates. 

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In my real life, I am not just a MELF, I am a certified parenting coach. One thing I teach is that 1️⃣PUNISHMENTS do not work. 

☑️But rewards are always fun 🤩 I am starting a secret reward program for my fans 🪵 
You know the creators have these creepy lists that we put you all on, right? Yeah we are like santa only real. 
🍄I know that some men do not have the extra money 💵 for the VIP subscription OR to purchase content OR to tip 🍄 But you can still make yourself a positive in my life and get on my “good” list. 

Ready? Set? go and don’t hit my concha button 🌹