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If we don’t know you, I can assure with one hundred percent certainty that we do not care about, nor have any desire to see your dicks.
 ONE HUNDRED 💯 PERCENT I KNOW NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID PENIS. 
Not 99.9 like a god dammed condom ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of WOMEN WITH PAGES ON SOCIAL MEDIA DO NOT WANT YOUR DICK PICS. 

This is how real life works, guys. Pay attention this will crush you. 

We lie. Yes, we fucking lie and we ONLY do that, when you pay us or we like you or we want something. Get it? 

All of us girls have been squirted in the face by a dick by the time we were old enough to BABYSIT. We laughed at our first cock before you even knew what a pussy was. 

Oh it’s a big dick? Who cares!
Oh it’s a hard cock? So what!
Oh but this penis is a dick! Not interested! 

You know those paper placemats they hand out with cheap crayons at chain restaurants? THOSE ARE LIKE YOUR DICKS: they are all the same and no one cares. 

Women realize that men seem to think a sleepy penis poking out of your swim trunks is somehow relatable sexy-wise to the female under boob or a booty peek IT IS NOT IT IS NOT IT IS NOT!!! It’s just your dumb dick that would get you arrested if you showed it to achild, a cop or a grandmother SO DONT SHOW IT TO Onlyfans STRANGERS and until you PAY SEX WORKERS YOU ARE A STRANGER.