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This is the real world. It’s a beautiful fantasy world that didn’t even exist when a lot of us were born. 
I am a wife and a girlfriend and I can tell you that wives and girlfriends DO NOT entertain daily, weekly or ever having a sexy conversation designed to arouse. 
Wives and girlfriends ARE TOO FUCKING BUSY. 

But guess what? SO ARE THE HO’S 🤣🤣🤣 yeah that’s why WE CHARGE for sexual services. 

We ARE wives. 
We ARE girlfriends. 

Get off our dicks unless you are offering JUST THE TIP, BABE💋
This shouldn’t be rude to hear. This is common sense. 

Let me hand out a PRO TIP just because mama loves you so much. 

Hardly any of you are “tipping.” *so what Adorabella?* well use your brains 🧠 guys. 

🚨SLUTONOMIC THEORY class *in session* 🚨

I’ll do the math for you. Ok take 100 guys. No ONE THOUSAND HARD COCKS! Ok *wow that’s so many dicks, how do you choose?* GREAT QUESTION class 🙋‍♀️ 
Hard cocks are the (S) supply 
Sexy attention is the (D) demand
Money is the (EQ) equilibrium 

We want D = EQ which it will at the point where the supply📈 and demand 📉curves intersect. 🤼‍♂️

Oh my! The only known variable is the 1000 cocks. HARD COCKS 🚨ok class let’s make our equations 1000 hard cocks multiplied by the money equals the demand for the sexy attention. 

1000HC(M) = D 
Guys this is a function model that’s pretty basic. This shows mathematically that the attention of a Ho can be diverted very easily with even $5 headed their way because when you divide both sides by M($5) the EQ is at D =$5 and if only ONE DICK out of the 1000 HARD COCKS is tipping that $5 …..then *due to the math* that one dick GETS ALL THE ATTENTION. 

This means that one guy could be jerking off very happily while 999 idiots sat there all alone OR 1000 idiots can be be all alone. 

If math isn’t your thing then mama will translate WE IGNORE PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE because only a handful of the smartest guys EVER tip us and so when they do, they get our attention until the next guy is smart enough not to steal sex and time from a beautiful person that’s willing to cross the boundaries other people don’t have time for. 

🚨🚨class dismissed🚨🚨