Anyone that isn’t gargling their own squirt can just go to f.. (OnlyFans)

Anyone that isn’t gargling their own squirt can just go to fansly right fucking now. Like how is this even possible? 
Maybe I am squirting incorrectly, but its more of a slip-n-slide with a lawn sprinkler on sort of situation and not a yard hose rinsing the soap off a car in the driveway type of water event. 
I can not in any way manage to collect even a shot of “squirt.” That stuff is splash splashing into my eyes and yeah a drop or two may land in my mouth, but its more of a fine mist glossing the body and hands of the person “getting” the squirt to happen.