All joking aside; just pay for the “girlfriend experience” t.. (OnlyFans)

All joking aside; just pay for the “girlfriend experience” then a few more bucks a week to video chat and jerk off and then sit back and listen to all the idiots with wives and girlfriends bitch and moan about us. 

I’m being totally serious here. Having a “real” woman in your bed is going to be “fucking annoying” as one guy has put it. What you want is freedom and also sex. Freedom+sex. It’s the American Cream right there 🇺🇸💦

Guys PAY FOR THESE GF EXPERIENCES. But then, just play like that is your real, actual GF, I promise you that you will either be like a real Bf and decide this is “annoying AF” or you will get enough of a gf experience that you won’t need to level up the annoying. 

Real wives and girlfriends won’t do anything you are paying them ALL of your money for. Now that’s REAL LIFE. 

But if you pay me, I’ll be the girl of your creams every single day 🇺🇸