Fuuuuuck me why are we still doing passwords? This is so 199.. (OnlyFans)

Fuuuuuck me why are we still doing passwords? This is so 1995 I can’t take it. It was sort of fun back then picking out your pets name or the person you were crushing on. 
Now this is just a non-cute hassle since we aren’t allowed to use anything even remotely memorable due to the fact that may be highly guessable? 
Oh god just fuck me and fuck me again. 
Cant some nerd figure this out and save me?