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🤣 lol LOVE THIS GUY he is so funny; almost as funny as me🤣
He lays into me at the end *6 min mark* over my “nowhere to ho” post, which was actually a one hundred percent true post. 
We were out of lube and I’m like HOLY SHIT THE LUUUBBBEEEE and my BF pops out of nowhere *like he does* with this awful half organic half water half unicorn snot lube we paid like $30 for so WE WONT EVER THROW IT AWAY but also we can’t stand it *goes on smooth as silk and turns into eyelash glue in under a minute* hes like WE HAVE THIS! I’m like *just a look* and I go and get ready to head into the sex shop but you can’t LOOK like you were born inna sex shop to go and buy gallons of LUBE how uncouth. 
It only took me under 3 hours to get ready and then I’m like OK READY and my BF is like OH THEY CLOSE AT 6 FOR THE HOLIDAY 😱😭😭😭😭
All dressed up and nowhere to ho 💋