I do not understand how I have not gone viral yet!! I have .. (OnlyFans)

I do not understand how I have not gone viral yet!! 
I have been to HUNDREDS of Starbucks and I will literally yell “my name is Karen write it on the cup K-a-R-E-N KAREN AND I HAVE RIGHTS.” 
Sometimes I remind them to enforce their oppressive mask policy and demand to speak to the manager I DONT CARE IF THE MASK RESTRICTIONS HAVE BEEN LIFTED IN YOUR DANGEROUS FILTHY STATE YOU TELL ME TO PUT ONE ON!” 
Usually they are mid-eye roll and halfway through the obligatory “ok ma’am wear the mask or don-“ AND THEN I GO FOR THE ZINGER 
OH IS THIS OK? *use shirt as face shield struggling to force mini-t past chin ARE WE ALL HAPPY TO LIVE IN A SOCIALIST COMMUNIST REGIME OF HATE? 
And not one person has gotten over their obvious approval and made the effort to FILM ME!! 
It’s like yeah I’m breaking down the barriers I GET THAT but let’s GET IT FILMED and make mama Karen-famous. 
For fucks sake!! 
I try so hard and no one cares.