The sw1nger lifestyle. Emphasis on couples, right? Well, ye.. (OnlyFans)

The sw1nger lifestyle. Emphasis on couples, right?

Well, yes. 

Wife swapping. Watching the women go at it. Soft play. All that.

But what really makes the lifestyle pop? Unicorns and bulls, of course.

A fit unicorn who walks in the room, possessing the best of Woman: strong, confident, gorgeous, and insatiable. The men want her and the women want to be her.

And of course, speaking from personal experience, a good bull is the hardest thing to find in the lifestyle. Beyond the physical requirements, usually tall, level-headed, hung, long lasting, he has to be able to sway a conversation his way to move things along. 

The single components, in most instances less than t3n percent of a room full of lifestyle people, are what make this thing go, orbiting around those couples that comprise the majority. And damnit, we’re tired. 😂😂😂

For weeks, @applejacks11 had been tagging along as a third, a fifth, a seventh for these weekends, but with these couples who (obviously) wanted a piece of her. 

I was coming off a similar run where I was fucking 4 women a day, content and otherwise, and was scheduling more and more. And more. 

And…exhaustion.

“Honestly, I would just love to have a night where sex wasn’t the focus. We just go to a city where no one knows us, get the fanciest hotel, eat incredible food, get massages and take a spa day, and just relax.”

Yes, relaxation. And after a day of flirty glances and professionals rubbing us down, despite *saying* we were tired of all the sex, that wasn’t going to stop us after we got alone. 

The unicorn needed it. The bull needed it. The lifestyle goes on.

Coming soon, the unicorn spa day, featuring the unparalleled @applejacks11 

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