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I need a hotwife date.  I get stressed at work, and using men for sex takes the edge off.  I think it should be that women can order a man for sex anytime.  Like at the grocery store "you, come here.  *snap, snap*.  Come with me."  And we women could trade men back and forth for sex.  But men would probably complain "but I'm a person, too!"  Oh hush.  It's not gonna kill you.