Guys today has been so funny, so I need a smart outfit for C.. (OnlyFans)

Guys today has been so funny, so I need a smart outfit for Christmas eve as i’ll be going for a family dinner, so i bought 3 jumpers home with me all in size medium & all 3 of them are too tight, so my friend was laughing at me saying my love handles are sticking out the sides, so we went back to the shop and exchanged them for large & even they were too tight on my love handles 😅 I have no idea what im gonna wear because all my jeans and trousers are too tight aswell! Anyway heres my bread & butter pudding with heavy thick cream & heaps of brown sugar that I eat EVERY night before bed