Ta-Da! I put an 18-year-old penis in my pussy today 😜 I call.. (OnlyFans)

Ta-Da! I put an 18-year-old penis in my pussy today 😜 I call that a win-win. Holy fuck, that kid can empty a gallon of sperm out of his testicles. I'm just saying. I'm still draining it out of me. Not complaining 😜 Not complaining one bit! There's something, what is the word I'm looking for, guttural? That's the word I'm looking for. There's something completely guttural about having an 18-year-old take command of my pussy and breed it with an excessive amount of cum. Again, I'm just saying. So, thank you Connor. Thank you for making me feel like a complete and total woman. I've got the sperm dripping down my thigh to prove it. Anyway, moving on because I don't have the time to get myself all worked up again over today's breeding session by Connor. I got some shit to do and no time to do it. I'm making my sexual life make me late for life in general. Not a bad problem to have, though. They can wait😉 

Am I the only one that is getting these annoying sales calls for ludicrous products? I got a call wanting to sell me a burial plot in my area. The good news is that the caller can put me in touch with people who have burial plots in my area. I told her a burial plot is about the last thing I need and hung up.

Look, I am not against religion. I'm all for it. I just don't take part. Call me a crazy atheist if you will. I was asked to donate to a Christian organization, and I declined. They asked me if I believed in God. It's none of their business and I told her so. I then asked her a question of my own because I've always been very curious. Did Noah include termites on the ark? She didn't answer. She then asked me if I was an atheist and truthfully, I don't even know if I am or not, but I told her I am a fan of the atheist organization. Then she wanted to know why. I told her they are non-prophet organization and have never asked me for money. I swear these time sucker people have no idea how many cocks I have to suck and how much cum to there is to eat.

I'm on a diet. Day number 1: I have removed all the fattening foods from my house. It was delicious. Day number 2: I have quit my diet and realized that I had no fattening food in my house which translates to there is nothing good to eat. So I went to Burger King.