I like looking at sexy memes. I admit it they turn me on. So.. (OnlyFans)

I like looking at sexy memes. I admit it they turn me on. Sometimes they give me ideas. It was memes that turned me on to Connor. I wasn't into fucking guys that age. Then after a few well-thought-out memes, I was like, "I'm fucking wet thinking about it." Then before you know it, I'm drinking fresh nut straight out of Connors testicles. Now it's student/teacher memes. I don't know. It's good to be alive, though, isn't it! I have found I can be happy living through other people's experiences. I don't necessarily have to do it to experience it. Now I'm googling MILF teacher/student porn. Fuck I wish I was a teacher. I'd get fired, but it would be a fun ride out the door. I think it would be. Then again, I don't really want to be a teacher. I just want to be in that situation. It's funny how I go round and round on things that turn me on. Bob is starting to fade because I am so caught up with Connor. I need to fuck Bob again, so I don't forget how important his cock really is. I have a hard time focusing on more than one sexual situation at a time. I could focus on 20 Connor's because they are all the same basic thing. I need to get better at multi-cocking. Just saying.

Apparently, I have myself "a troubled soul." Nah. I plan on living forever, and so far, things are going well. I am not going to be one of those old people piling into church cramming for the final. I don't cheat, steal, kind of lie here and there but don't we all? I'm pretty trustworthy. I think I'm doing better than most holier than thou types. I just happen to like to use my body parts in ways they may disapprove of. Tough cookies.

I went to see my friend's newborn baby today. They handed her to me, and I waved them off and said, "No thanks, I'm a vegetarian." Nobody laughed. Fuck. People have lost all sense of humor these days.

I wonder who cums harder. Guys or girls? I think girls do. I think my cum lasts at least twice as long as the guys do. I could be wrong because I don't have a fucking clue. I would love to. I would give anything to have a dick for 5 minutes, so I could jerk off and experience it. Still, I would hate to permanently switch to having a cock only to realize I came twice as long and twice as hard with a pussy. Yeah, I know, I'm fucking odd. Deal with it for a few. It will pass. Anyway, I know when I cum hard, my mind gets stupid fast. I have literally fallen in love with a penis after it has blown my mind re-arranging my guts and making me cum so hard I drool. I'm serious. I catch feelings for dicks. Then it goes away, but oddly enough, it happens. Not for the person it's attached to. That's just somebody I have to deal with to keep up my relationship with his cock. I'll knock off here. I am getting way the fuck out there. It's one of those days. I have dick on the brain. Catch you all later!